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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsGuiding customers toward laminate they will inevitably regret installing themselves.
Lifting heavy vinyl planks while pretending to care about grout.
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Measure once, purchase never.
toast.you▸ FLOORLOGIC OMNI-KIOSK V4▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
calculates floor area in nanoseconds
Assisting homeowners with square footage calculations and dragging heavy tile boxes across the warehouse floor. You are a human shelf-filler that occasionally speaks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly how much the customer hates their spouse by their tile choice.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Mobile lidar sensors map customer rooms to calculate exact tile and grout requirements instantly.
Month 12
Gantry systems replace reach trucks, fetching heavy pallets directly to loading zones without human intervention.
Year 2
Interactive displays replace associate explanations by showing 3D tutorials for mortar application and flooring installation.
Year 3
Vision-guided blades trim carpet and vinyl to precise dimensions without needing a human operator.
Year 4 · D-Day
The warehouse floor is fully autonomous, rendering manual human flooring guidance obsolete and physically redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.2%
4.2 weekly
Average Tile Box Drops
89 percent
Customer Miscalculation Rate
Questionable
Tape Measure Accuracy
Your severance
A coupon for a discounted circular saw blade.
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