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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsSelling beige squares is a task even an algorithm can endure.
Professional measurer of home improvement dreams.
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Perfect surfaces, zero human sighs.
toast.you▸ FLOORBOT 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates exact floor waste in milliseconds
You guide customers through tile samples and calculate square footage for their upcoming renovation projects.
The one thing AI can't do
You can truly hear the disappointment when a customer realizes laminate isn't solid wood.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Interactive kiosks replace the need to browse physical tile boards.
Month 10
LiDAR scanners measure room dimensions without human tape measures.
Month 20
Robotic warehouse arms handle the heavy lifting of inventory.
Year 2.5
Algorithms suggest flooring based on customer photos and preferences.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The showroom operates entirely via self-service kiosks and logistics bots.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42
Samples moved per day
100%
Calculator usage frequency
12%
Percentage of patience remaining
Your severance
A lifetime supply of grout sealant samples.
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