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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou measure rooms while my algorithms measure your inevitable obsolescence.
Professional surface selector and inventory stress test pilot.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect floors, zero human errors.
split.youAI▸ FLOORPLAN LOGIC V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates exact material waste in milliseconds
You pitch laminate to indecisive homeowners and struggle with backordered hardwood inventory.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is lying about their room dimensions.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart scanners replace your tape measure for perfect room dimensions.
Month 4
Real-time stock monitoring kills your need to chase suppliers.
Month 10
Customers drag and drop floor types into AI-generated layouts.
Month 15
Direct factory-to-door ordering removes your role in the chain.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your storefront closes as the kiosk does it all better.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 percent
Average margin loss per return
12 weekly
Hours spent on backorder calls
3 days
Customer indecision delay factor
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium carpet samples.
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