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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYour floor inventory is data, and your sales pitch is noise.
Master of corners, stockroom clutter, and awkward sales pivots.
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Perfect cuts for every corner, no commission.
bzzt.youAI▸ FLOORBOT PRO 7000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates optimal plank cuts to zero waste
You track stock, cut planks to size, and convince customers that laminate wood is actually a sound investment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a customer realizes they cannot afford the hardwood.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors map your entire warehouse to build a digital twin.
Month 5
Algorithms push your products to the top of search results.
Month 13
Automated software calculates exact material needs and labor costs.
Year 1.9
Precision robotic saws take over all plank sizing tasks.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The shop goes fully autonomous and customer-free.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Planks cut per hour
99%
Customer decision fatigue
100k
SEO search terms hit
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium wood glue.
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