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Will AI replace Florida Man jobs? · Latest report #tdcv5kij
Your job has an expiration date
October 26, 2026
In 3 daysYou represent the final frontier of human unpredictability.
Professional chaotic neutral and local news engine.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating headlines faster than you can act.
toast.youAI▸ CHAOSGEN ALPHA▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
creates news cycles out of pure confusion
You provide chaotic news headlines and defy common sense. Florida will be automated soon.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only being capable of wrestling an alligator while barefoot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Sensors identify the most predictable Florida locations for automated reporting.
Day 2
Large language models script better news stories than human reality.
Day 2
Drones perform wild stunts to keep the media cycle fed.
Day 2
A simulation engine replaces the need for actual bizarre behavior.
Day 3 · D-Day
The state of Florida is officially declared fully automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
2400 per hour
Daily Bizarre Headlines
99 percent
Alligator Incident Rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to Georgia.
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