Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Flower Shop Owner jobs? · Latest report #yszx7md2
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour artistic floral arrangements are just perishable math problems.
Professional plant whisperer and thorn-extraction specialist.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect petals without the pricks.
bzzt.youAI▸ BLOOMBOT FLORIST-SUITE 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
constructs bespoke arrangements in under sixty seconds
You source fresh stems, trim thorns, and arrange bouquets for customers who want beauty without the actual maintenance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a lily is about to give up on life.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors monitor stem health and predict exact spoilage rates.
Month 7
Vision-guided blades strip thorns and foliage with clinical precision.
Month 21
AI models mimic your creative style to build consistent displays.
Year 2.9
Automated kiosks dispense bouquets based on customer sentiment analysis.
Year 4 · D-Day
Your physical shop space is reclaimed for more efficient storage.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
18 percent
wilting rate
4 daily
thorn injuries
99 percent predictable
aesthetic decisions
Your severance
A lifetime supply of synthetic, never-dying roses.
Discussion
