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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour negotiation skills are just spreadsheet cells masquerading as human empathy.
Professional haggler, spreadsheet enthusiast, professional lunch-taker.
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Automated leverage for every purchase order.
brr.you▸ VENDORBOT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes perfect contract terms every time
You manage vendor contracts, track inventory supplies, and negotiate pricing for high-volume retail goods.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle hesitation in a supplier's voice during a tense lunch negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system scrapes your entire historical contract database for patterns.
Month 4
An AI sends all your routine pricing request emails.
Month 8
Synthetic voice agents handle the standard late shipment complaints.
Month 13
The system starts autonomously adjusting orders based on real-time market data.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system handles all vendor negotiations.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
84
Emails per day
0
Negotiation sleep cycles
too many
Contract errors
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge and a PDF of regret.
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