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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace FOIA Records Clerk jobs? · Latest report #rdsepix8
Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou redact names while the algorithm redactions your entire career.
Professional gatekeeper of the government's digital filing cabinet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total transparency at machine speed.
bzzt.youAI▸ LEXI-SCRUB 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
redacts private data in milliseconds
You process public record requests by searching databases and redacting sensitive information from legal documents.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect when someone is filing a nuisance request to be difficult.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Forms start routing directly to digital storage instead of you.
Month 4
Vision models identify names and addresses faster than your marker.
Month 8
AI determines exemptions based on current state legal precedents.
Month 12
The machine handles the entire request-to-delivery loop without humans.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access to the police database is officially revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.9%
24
Requests processed per day
4 liters
Black ink consumed annually
High
Average frustration level
Your severance
A shredder and a lifetime of black markers.
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