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Will AI replace Folk Guitarist jobs? · Latest report #8wr4qn29
Your job has an expiration date
October 28, 2029
In 3 yearsSix strings are already too many, and one algorithm is enough.
Professional wanderer, wood-instrument operator, and lyric merchant.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Authentic sadness, perfectly timed every night.
no no noyouAI▸ BARDBOT ACOUSTIC 2.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
mimics genuine stage nerves flawlessly
You write acoustic songs, tour small venues, and try to make people feel things with wooden instruments.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly transition between songs while tuning your guitar on stage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors automatically keep strings at perfect tension during your set.
Month 10
Large language models generate folk lyrics based on local town history.
Month 20
Software scouts venues and negotiates contracts without your input.
Year 2.3
Projected avatars play your best sets to thousands simultaneously.
Year 3 · D-Day
The machine provides a deeper sense of nostalgia than you ever did.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
42
Average songs memorized
3 cups
Coffee consumed before set
98%
Authentic emotion score
Your severance
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