Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Food and Beverage Assistant jobs? · Latest report #upd62rm9
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsA glorified tray-carrier soon to be outpaced by an automated cart.
Expert at dodging chairs and pretending to enjoy tips.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
The only waiter that never forgets the sauce.
toast.youAI▸ SERVEBOT 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
delivers orders without making eye contact
You spend your shift bussing tables, restocking napkins, and pouring drinks for ungrateful patrons. Soon, sensors will do it.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is about to complain before they even open their mouth.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Patrons start ordering their own drinks through touchscreens.
Month 6
Sensors identify dirty dishes before humans can reach them.
Month 16
Restaurant floors are leveled to allow rolling robot travel.
Year 2.5
Automated dispensers replace all manual drink preparation tasks.
Year 4 · D-Day
Humans are permanently barred from the dining area for safety.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
12 percent
Spilled drink frequency
4 minutes
Table reset speed
45 times
Apologies per shift
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm coffee and napkins.
Discussion
