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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsOverpriced ballpark nachos don't need a middleman in a suit.
Master of overpriced beer and soggy popcorn logistics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect margins for every pitch.
split.you▸ VENDORMASTER PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes concession prices per inning
You manage stadium inventory, vendor contracts, and staff scheduling. You ensure the beer stays cold during extra innings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when the crowd is thirsty just by the sound of a foul ball.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors in fridges monitor beer stock and temperature perfectly.
Month 8
Software predicts crowd size and orders food without your help.
Month 17
An app assigns shifts based on ticket sales and weather.
Year 2.3
AI negotiates pricing with suppliers to squeeze every penny out.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The stadium runs on pure data and you are retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
400 USD/game
Beer spillage cost
800 percent
Hot dog margin
infinite
Vendor human errors
Your severance
A lifetime supply of luke-warm stadium hot dogs.
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