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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell vague advice while founders burn through their Series A.
Professional slide deck artist and pivot-talk enthusiast.
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runs a full market audit in seconds
You pitch growth strategies and distribution tactics to founders who have no idea how to scale their product.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a founder is lying about their actual margins during a pitch.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software pulls your entire history of brand pitch decks.
Month 4
The AI learns to mimic your vague growth-hacking jargon.
Month 8
The machine generates 500 growth strategies in under one minute.
Month 13
Founders switch to the dashboard interface to save their fees.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and the algorithm takes the desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
12 per day
Hours spent on slide decks
99 percent
Probability of pivot usage
4 per meeting
Average founder tears shed
Your severance
One free trial of our subscription-based replacement software.
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