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March 17, 2028
In 17 monthsYou sell air between farmers and grocery stores for a commission.
Professional middleman for overpriced bulk legumes.
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Connecting supply and demand with zero friction.
sluurp.you▸ BROKERLOGIC V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates contract negotiations via machine learning
You facilitate supply chain contracts between food producers and retailers. Your value is purely transactional and easily mapped.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still negotiate a price over a scotch with a stubborn producer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual spreadsheet records are ingested into the global broker network.
Month 4
An algorithm begins suggesting trades better than your current rolodex.
Month 8
The system predicts market swings more accurately than your gut feeling.
Month 12
Retailers move to self-service portals that bypass your personal outreach.
Month 17 · D-Day
The broker login is permanently disabled for human accounts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.2%
120
Cold calls per week
minimal
Margin per pallet
too high
Lunch meeting expense
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one lunch voucher.
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