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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTrading expensive lunches for scalable automated CRM pipelines.
Professional steak-eater and email-thread champion.
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Automated prospecting for the global plate.
no no noyou▸ FEEDFLOW 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
secures supply chains without eating lunch
You spend days hunting food-service leads, cold-calling buyers, and negotiating supply contracts over overpriced steak dinners.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the exact moment a buyer is bluffing during a high-stakes contract negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI scrapes all public food supplier databases for leads.
Month 4
Bots send hyper-personalized pitches that look like human emails.
Month 10
AI negotiates contract terms based on real-time commodity prices.
Month 20
Machine learning adjusts pricing to beat competitors instantly.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
You are replaced by a server rack and a subscription service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
120 dollars
Average lunch expense
3 percent
Cold call conversion rate
6 cups
Coffee consumption per day
Your severance
A lifetime supply of instant microwave oats.
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