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May 21, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets are just expensive napkins for the inevitable robot takeover.
Professional cat-herder of construction crews and supply chains.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Building factories without the human bottleneck.
split.you▸ CAPEX-FLOW 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
renegotiates all supplier contracts in milliseconds
You track construction budgets for industrial kitchens and factories. You manage vendors, timelines, and equipment installation procurement cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a contractor is lying to you about the concrete.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI takes over the real-time tracking of every project expense.
Month 5
Bots handle all procurement emails and contractor scheduling negotiations.
Month 13
Machine learning identifies factory bottlenecks before they even happen.
Year 1.9
Site cameras verify construction standards without needing your oversight.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system runs the entire capital lifecycle autonomously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.1%
4,200
Spreadsheet rows per day
89%
Vendor email anxiety spikes
12%
Project delays caused by coffee
Your severance
A lifetime supply of instant freeze-dried rations.
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