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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsPaying someone to swallow is a business model that needs deleting.
Professional swallower of things that don't need swallowing.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying joy through superior chemical detection.
help!youAI▸ FLAVORSYNTH ANALYTICAL ARRAY 4.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates flavor profiles with molecular precision
You evaluate flavor profiles, texture, aroma, and acidity to ensure food consistency. Your palate is currently being mapped by sensors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still detect the subtle heartbreak in an over-reduced sauce.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart-sensors record your tongue movements to map your sensory threshold baseline.
Month 7
Mass spectrometry begins identifying flavor compounds faster than your unreliable taste buds.
Month 15
A robotic fluid-handling system performs the tasting sequence without needing to digest the results.
Month 21
The AI replaces your personal opinion with aggregated data from global consumption trends.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The laboratory is repurposed into a server room to host the flavor-optimization algorithm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
12 annually
Palate fatigue incidents
4000/day
Unpaid calories consumed
47 percent
Subjectivity error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to flavorless nutrient paste.
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