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May 30, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTesting tiny portions until corporate approves the cheapest possible fried grease.
Master of the bulk-order fryer basket.
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Taste-testing with zero human error.
help!youAI▸ CULINARYGEN-X 5000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates palate fatigue to predict sales
You spend all day tweaking recipes for pub chains and sourcing bulk ingredients that barely resemble actual food.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still taste the difference between real butter and the industrial cost-saving emulsion.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI predicts the lowest-cost ingredient mix for maximum flavor profile.
Month 6
Robotic sensors mimic human taste buds to approve new menu items.
Month 13
Automated procurement systems bypass suppliers to order directly from factories.
Year 1.9
Cloud-connected fryers adjust cooking times automatically based on batch quality.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The kitchen runs entirely on programmed flavor profiles without human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
42
Deep fryer hours per week
0.02%
Acceptable ingredient cost variance
99%
Recipes killed by management
Your severance
A lifetime supply of frozen pub appetizers.
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