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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsSelling overpriced condiments to distributors while pretending to care about margins.
Master of the spreadsheet, servant of the supply chain.
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Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
help!youAI▸ VENDORBOT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates aggressive quarterly sales negotiations
You chase sales leads and harass purchasing agents to secure space for snacks on grocery store shelves.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 9
Your scattered contact lists are imported into a predictive CRM.
Week 12
AI agents take over your cold outreach and follow-up sequences.
Month 7
Smart scripts handle pricing discussions for low-margin accounts.
Month 12
Real-time shelf tracking makes your store visit reports irrelevant.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your phone access is revoked as the system handles all renewals.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
92 percent
Emails ignored by buyers
High
Retail margin anxiety
Your severance
Two months of stale snack samples and a spreadsheet.
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