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March 16, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsTrading expensive lunches for data-driven algorithmic cold outreach.
Road warrior who thinks mileage expense reports are art.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you are sleeping.
oof.youAI▸ VENDORBOT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
negotiates pricing contracts in milliseconds
You spend all day driving to processing plants and convincing managers to buy your equipment. Then you write reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows which plant manager actually likes cheap bourbon.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify which plants need equipment updates before you even call.
Month 5
Automated agents start cold-emailing procurement managers with personalized price quotes.
Month 13
Algorithms handle the back-and-forth negotiation cycles without needing human ego.
Year 2.2
Clients now buy directly from an automated interface instead of through you.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
Your access to the company CRM is permanently revoked at 4 a.m.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
25,000
Miles driven annually
12 percent
Actual selling time
Your severance
A gas card valid until next Tuesday.
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