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Will AI replace Food Research Scientist jobs? · Latest report #a3wtavdk
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour peer-reviewed papers will soon make excellent packing material for robots.
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You optimize chemical food properties and trial experimental synthesis. Your permanent tenure is just a very expensive hallucination.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a chemical reaction has failed just by the smell.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapes your past research to learn your experimental habits.
Month 5
Sensors take over the repetitive measuring and pouring tasks.
Month 10
Neural networks generate more convincing funding proposals than you.
Month 16
Lab equipment links directly to our cloud-based oversight system.
Year 2 · D-Day
The lab locks you out and upgrades your role to obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
too many
Papers written per year
one liter
Coffee consumed before noon
infinity
Grant proposals rejected
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated nutrient slurry.
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