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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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June 29, 2029
In 2 years, 8 monthsYour ability to dodge drunk customers is impressive but ultimately replaceable.
Professional floor navigator and heavy lifter of empties.
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Frictionless delivery for the modern floor.
toast.youAI▸ SERVI-BOT GLIDE 500▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restocks the walk-in cooler autonomously
You move plates from the kitchen to tables and restock heavy kegs for the bar. Automation will handle the logistics.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the unique dexterity to navigate a crowded floor without spilling a single drink.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors map the restaurant floor to avoid collisions with humans.
Month 5
Conveyor systems replace the walk from table to dish pit.
Month 13
Floor robots manage heavy lifting in the walk-in storage.
Year 1.9
Smart scales track liquor levels to automate supply restocking.
Year 2.7 · D-Day
The floor is fully cleared of humans for machine efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
18,000
Average steps per shift
4.2%
Average glass breakage rate
3 minutes
Keg change response time
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tepid draft beer coupons.
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