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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling golf carts and slushies is a personality-based hobby, not a career.
Pitching ATVs and slushies with aggressive spreadsheet optimism.
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Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
glub.youAI▸ VENDORBOT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates cold calls with perfect pitch
You pitch niche machinery to branch managers and attempt to forecast quarterly demand for frozen dessert dispensers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when a branch manager is having a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts sending hyper-personalized pitch emails to your leads.
Month 5
Algorithms undercut your margins by analyzing competitor data in real-time.
Month 13
Digital twins replace your physical ATV demonstrations at branch offices.
Year 1.9
Software directly links customer demand to automatic supplier reordering.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your CRM is retired and the sales floor stays silent forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
72 minutes
Average lunch break length
42
Sales emails ignored daily
99 percent
Grit-to-slushy ratio
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired soft serve mix.
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