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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsProcessing paper slips is a machine's favorite light reading.
Gatekeeper of the bureaucratic breadline.
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Automated welfare intake for optimal fiscal control.
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denies applications with 0.00ms latency
Verifies applicant eligibility and processes state-issued food benefit allotments through secure government portals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still offer a kind word when the system unfairly denies someone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Optical character recognition scanners replace your manual data entry.
Week 6
Algorithms cross-reference income databases faster than human eyes.
Month 3
Eligibility rules are baked into immutable software code.
Month 4
Your manual task queue is deleted by the central server.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked in favor of the automation suite.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
Instantaneous
Form processing speed
Zero
Error rate
100%
Human empathy bypass
Your severance
A one-year supply of unexpired digital paperclips.
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