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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsYour ability to microwave pasta is not a career, it is arithmetic.
Serial purveyor of lukewarm snacks and questionable sandwiches.
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Hot food served faster than you can blink.
help!youAI▸ SNACK-O-MATIC PRO 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
dispenses fresh popcorn with perfect salt ratio
You assemble fast food and handle cash transactions. Machines do this faster without needing a lunch break.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still deal with the weird customer who demands extra sauce every single time.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart screens remove your need to manually update prices.
Month 5
Contactless readers eliminate the need for your cash handling skills.
Month 13
Automated arms assemble sandwiches faster than your human hands.
Year 1.9
Sensors regulate heat lamps perfectly to remove your oversight.
Year 3 · D-Day
The unit self-installs and you are officially retired.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
12 seconds
Average transaction time
14 percent
Human error rate
500 units
Daily hotdog capacity
Your severance
One lifetime supply of expired mustard packets.
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