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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour taste buds are expensive, slow, and prone to bad colds.
Sensory professional with a high-stakes palate.
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Perfect consistency, zero calorie intake.
glub.youAI▸ FLAVORSENSE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
detects chemical inconsistencies in nanoseconds
Taste samples from production lines to check for consistency and flavor. Spit or swallow for quality assurance reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can discern the subtle emotional weight of a dish made by a human hand.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Mass spectrometers replace your tongue for chemical baseline analysis.
Month 5
Electronic noses map flavor profiles against approved master standards.
Month 11
Robotic valves dump rejected batches without human intervention.
Month 18
Real-time reports bypass your manual logbook entry process.
Year 2 · D-Day
The final palate-calibration ritual is retired for good.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
2400 kcal
Average calories daily
120 samples
Tastings per shift
14 percent
False positives
Your severance
A lifetime supply of flavor-neutral nutrient sludge.
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