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October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour parking permit is a vanity project for a robot.
Professional nomad with a questionable health inspection record.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect fries without the parking nightmares.
toast.you▸ AUTOGASTRO UNIT-8▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
sells out before human arrival
You drive, prep, fry, and serve greasy food from a tiny steel box on wheels.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still improvise a decent meal when the fridge dies mid-shift.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify the highest-revenue curb spots before you start driving.
Month 10
Oil filtration systems handle the scrubbing and disposal without human hands.
Year 1.9
A self-driving unit parks and powers itself using satellite data.
Year 3
Inventory systems order exactly what the local crowd will eat today.
Year 4 · D-Day
The unit serves hot meals while you stay home permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.4%
12 annually
Parking ticket count
3 meters
Grease splatter radius
3.5
Menu pivots per week
Your severance
One lifetime supply of expired napkins.
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