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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsEnjoy your parking spot while the autonomous grill occupies it permanently.
Roadside chef with a penchant for parking tickets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The sidewalk restaurant that never takes breaks.
toast.youAI▸ AUTOSNACK UNIT V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
serves 500 customers without a grease fire
You manage inventory, prep ingredients, drive the vehicle to high-traffic spots, and serve customers during peak lunch rushes.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which street corner smells like desperation and will yield a profit.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors in the fridge tell the app exactly when supplies fade.
Month 10
The truck navigates to the best crowds using real-time data.
Month 20
Mechanical arms chop vegetables faster than your knife ever could.
Year 2.5
Self-scrubbing nozzles keep the fryer compliant with health codes.
Year 4 · D-Day
The truck runs itself, leaving you to find a new hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
2.4
Average daily parking tickets
15
Pounds of onions chopped
45
Minutes until lunch rush
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a generic cloud kitchen.
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