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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour gut feeling for artisanal cheese is just a failed predictive model.
Professional haggler, spreadsheet enthusiast, professional lunch-skipper.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Buying food without the human ego.
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negotiates lower rates during your bathroom breaks
You hunt for bulk food deals and haggle with distributors to stock warehouses. It is glorified shopping.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a rare, irrational hunch that a specific small-batch supplier will survive the year.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors report real-time stock levels directly to our central dashboard.
Month 4
Algorithms outbid your manual emails using lightning-fast price discovery tools.
Month 8
Supplier portals replace your phone calls with automated API negotiations.
Month 13
AI predicts demand spikes before farmers even plant the seeds.
Month 18 · D-Day
The warehouse stock orders itself without your input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
12 percent
Margin errors caught
84
Emails sent daily
18 minutes
Lunch break duration
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated meal replacement service.
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