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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsProse about sourdough won't save you from a robotic oven.
Professional crumb-whisperer and amateur word-smith.
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Perfect crusts, zero adjectives.
brr.you▸ CRUMBGENIUS 3000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates recipes and perfect loaves simultaneously
You spend your mornings covered in flour and your afternoons writing flowery metaphors about gluten development.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still smell when the sourdough starter has turned slightly too acidic to save.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI gathers your best recipes to train the production model.
Month 5
Sensors monitor yeast activity better than your human nose can.
Month 13
The AI writes better food nostalgia than any human ever could.
Year 1.9
Vision-guided arms take over scaling, folding, and oven management.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The machine provides the perfect loaf without the preamble.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
9.4/10
Average crumb structure rating
42
Adjectives per loaf
1200
Flour inhalation incidents
Your severance
A lifetime supply of yeast and one final oven.
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