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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour lunch meetings are just expensive data collection sessions for us.
Professional lunch-buyer and wholesale inventory spreadsheet navigator.
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Automated deals, zero expensive lunches.
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automates price negotiations in real time
You pitch packaged goods to kitchen operators and manage wholesale accounts. We will do it better via software.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a grumpy head chef is finally ready to listen.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agents begin cold emailing every prospect on your list.
Month 4
Direct database access eliminates the need for manual order entry.
Month 8
Predictive models suggest products before the client even asks.
Month 13
High-fidelity digital avatars replace your physical sales visits.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your CRM is locked and the automated sales loop activates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
28,000 miles
Miles driven annually
92 percent
Rejection rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our worst automated competitor.
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