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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour spreadsheets don't score goals, but they definitely burn money.
Master of spreadsheets, savior of the wage bill.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated financial dominance for the beautiful game.
oof.youAI▸ FISCALPITCH V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
enforces financial fair play across all ledgers
You manage transfer budgets, commercial revenue, and player wage structures. You spend your days crunching salary caps and compliance.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the intuition to know which agents are actually lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system pulls all historical transfer and payroll data instantly.
Month 5
Sensors and software handle UEFA reporting without human oversight.
Month 10
Predictive models determine the exact max salary per player.
Month 16
Automated models price tickets and sponsorships for maximum yield.
Year 2 · D-Day
The board receives a monthly budget update signed by the AI.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
12 percent
Average transfer fee error
40 weekly
Hours spent on payroll
3 days
Regulatory report lag
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the corporate hospitality box.
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