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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Football Club Media Manager jobs? · Latest report #6fyngz29
Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour live tweets are just a slower version of our database feed.
Professional sports tweeter with a dying hobby.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time game updates without the human bias.
oof.youAI▸ SOCIALFEED AI PRO▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters game footage into viral highlights instantly
You report match stats and edit content. You also handle social media and assist with club communications.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment the stadium mood turns sour before data registers it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Feed scrapers pull live stats faster than you can type them.
Month 4
Vision models identify high-impact plays and cut them automatically.
Month 8
A sentiment engine crafts diplomatic replies to angry fan base.
Month 12
Natural language models write post-match quotes better than the manager.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes control of all club social accounts permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
240
Tweets sent per game
12
Seconds behind live feed
145 bpm
Heart rate during stoppage time
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the stadium's darkest empty corner.
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