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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsSelling overpriced polyester shirts doesn't require a human touch.
Polyester enthusiast and resident shirt-folding specialist.
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toast.youAI▸ KIOSKMATE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
folds jersey stocks without a single crease
You fold kits, manage inventory, and process transactions for fans visiting the club shop.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused supporter exactly why the kit costs eighty pounds.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart displays replace your role in answering basic stock questions.
Month 5
Robotic heat-presses take over applying names to shirts.
Month 13
RFID tags track every scarf without human stock checks.
Year 1.9
Vision-guided kiosks detect items removed from store shelves.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The shop becomes a fully unstaffed automated merchandising hub.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
12 seconds
Average folding time
14 percent
Human error rate
Zero fatigue
Shirt-printing capacity
Your severance
One signed, unsold jersey from the 2012 season.
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