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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour breathlessly rehearsed anecdotes are just data noise to a GPU.
Professional loudmouth for the beautiful game.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Emotive noise, generated with perfect timing.
blub.you▸ VOXPOPULIST V.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers spontaneous-sounding catchphrases at 4x speed
You provide real-time play-by-play analysis and color commentary during live football matches for broadcast audiences.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational, human capacity to genuinely believe this match really matters.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Feed real-time tracking data into the model to predict ball movement.
Month 5
Train the vocal engine on your unique catchphrases and cadence.
Month 10
Inject emotive weight into commentary based on match stakes.
Month 15
The AI runs alongside you for live calibration.
Month 19 · D-Day
The microphone is turned off and the stream is fully automated.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
14
Adjective variety
High
Voice fatigue
0.01ms
Latency per goal
Your severance
A lifetime supply of throat lozenges and silence.
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