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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTurning passion for spreadsheets into a terminal decline of relevance.
Professional dream-crusher through the medium of expected goals stats.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time tactical omniscience without the human bias.
split.youAI▸ PITCHLOGIC AI 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects win probability shifts in real-time
You track player movement, pass success rates, and xG. You feed these numbers into dashboards for coaching staff.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused manager why the underlying data contradicts their gut feeling.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors stream directly to the cloud, skipping your manual formatting.
Month 4
Algorithms identify tactical patterns before you even open your laptop.
Month 9
Coaches stop asking you for slides and query the AI directly.
Month 12
Software predicts match outcomes with accuracy no human can match.
Month 18 · D-Day
You are replaced by a server rack running a neural net.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
42
Spreadsheets per week
100 percent
Expected goals output
99 percent
Coach eyes rolled
Your severance
One lifetime supply of non-transferable data visualisation software licenses.
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