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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2027
In 14 monthsPredicting match outcomes while missing the fact that your own job expired.
Regression modeler with a penchant for Excel pivot tables.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying victory without the human biases
split.youAI▸ PITCHPREDICTOR V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates ten thousand seasons in one second
You parse player tracking data to optimize set-piece strategies and recruitment. Algorithms are currently training to hallucinate better transfer value metrics than you ever could.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the chaotic beauty of a Sunday league own goal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripting agents ingest raw tracking data to handle your tedious CSV cleaning tasks instantly.
Month 4
The system begins generating its own xG models without waiting for your manual SQL queries.
Month 8
Vision models watch match footage to suggest tactical adjustments directly to the coach's tablet.
Month 12
Recruitment scouting is fully automated by matching player profile clusters to current budget constraints.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are invited to watch the final model run perfectly without your intervention or explanation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,200
xG models generated
89%
human bias incidents
0.01%
prediction drift variance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a defunct scouting database.
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