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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsEnjoy lugging bags while my sensors map every cleat in existence.
Locker room logistics specialist, master of the laundry bag.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The locker room manager that never misses.
split.youAI▸ KITMASTER-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restocks every jersey and cleat by kickoff
You organize jerseys, manage locker inventory, and repair gear. Soon, lockers will restock themselves via automated inventory systems.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a torn strap or loose cleat by sight before a player falls.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Every jersey gets a sensor to track its location automatically.
Month 9
Vision-guided arms separate gear by type and player identifier.
Month 19
Loaders pack travel trunks based on predicted practice needs.
Year 2.4
Stress-testing bots identify gear failures before they actually happen.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your locker room duties end as the autonomous system takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
120 units
Jerseys washed daily
0.002%
Inventory error rate
45kg
Average locker load
Your severance
A lifetime supply of laundry detergent and nostalgia.
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