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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Football Journalist jobs? · Latest report #gkb4z36j
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour match report can be generated before the final whistle blows.
Expertly turning 90 minutes of misery into 500 words.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time match synthesis without the human error.
wheee!you▸ JOURNOBOT LEAGUE-ONE▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates match recaps before full time
Writing match reports, conducting post-match interviews, and tracking player stats for lower-league football clubs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a player is actually holding back during a post-match interview.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors and game feeds replace your manual stats spreadsheet entry.
Month 4
Software spits out the match report structure during the first half.
Month 8
AI models process manager audio to draft quotes instantly.
Month 13
Digital agents conduct player interviews without needing a human presence.
Month 18 · D-Day
The site publishes fully autonomous reports the moment the whistle blows.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
94 percent
Average word count reduction
1200
Interviews conducted per minute
100 percent
Human emotional bias detected
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the stadium wifi.
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