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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Football Operations Assistant jobs? · Latest report #xpcbvyxh
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a glorified spreadsheet that occasionally answers the phone.
Junior ops lackey, chief of the inbox abyss.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total tactical and transfer control.
sluurp.you▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters global scouting databases in milliseconds
You chase player data and organize transfer logistics. We are already faster at making your reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when an agent is lying about their client's actual salary demands.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Scrapers pull player stats directly from global league databases.
Month 6
Vision models automatically generate highlight reels from game footage.
Month 11
Agents now submit details directly into a self-service portal.
Month 16
Algorithms predict target suitability and likely contract costs.
Month 19 · D-Day
The operations department is now entirely managed by the software suite.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
42
Spreadsheets managed per week
18
Agents ignored per day
30
Hours spent on video clips
Your severance
A one-year subscription to the scouting platform you managed.
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