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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsCapturing sweat in 4K resolution until the algorithms learn framing aesthetics.
Freelance shooter (all focus, mostly high-speed burst mode).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect framing for every single tactical moment.
split.youAI▸ LENSMASTER 9000 PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
identifies game-winning expressions in real time
You track fast players through glass lenses and edit thousands of raw files after the final whistle blows.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which angle hides the player's worst emotional outbursts.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors adjust lighting levels faster than any human thumb.
Month 5
Aerial units replace sideline operators with perfect tracking.
Month 10
Software identifies players and emotions in every raw file.
Month 15
Static pods replace the press pit to monitor every angle.
Month 21 · D-Day
The final shutter click is automated by a server farm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
4,500
Frames per match
94 minutes
Time spent tagging
3 per day
Battery packs swapped
Your severance
A free tripod and a very fast SD card.
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