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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsYour career is just a slow-motion car crash with expensive cleats.
Professional grass-stainer and chronic hamstring-pull enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect passing, zero ligament tears.
oof.youAI▸ PITCH-BOT 4000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
tracks every ball with perfect precision
You chase a ball for ninety minutes while ignoring your knees' desperate pleas for retirement.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform a celebratory knee-slide without requiring a factory recalibration.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Wearable sensors capture your every pivot and acceleration for training models.
Month 3
AI models perfect the optimal pass trajectory against human defensive variables.
Month 13
Automated units replace bench players in low-stakes training scrimmages.
Year 2.5
Decision-making algorithms replace coordinators by calling every play instantly.
Year 4 · D-Day
The league switches to fully autonomous rosters for maximum efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Four seasons
Average ACL lifespan
Human-error heavy
Pass accuracy
Too high
Endorsement revenue
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our knee-repair firmware.
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