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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Football Player Liaison Officer jobs? · Latest report #ajw5jwrk
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour expensive concierge service is just a fancy calendar invite
Professional fixer for overpaid athletes with zero self-sufficiency
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Logistics handled with robotic lack of empathy
split.youAI▸ LIAISONLINK PRO▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates luxury travel logistics instantly
You book private jets, arrange luxury housing, and babysit high-earning players through their daily transition and personal logistics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly negotiate a player's rent when they insist on a private cinema.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents take over your flight and accommodation reservation tasks.
Month 4
Database triggers replace the need for physical orientation tours.
Month 8
AI models resolve player personal requests without human intervention.
Month 12
Autonomous dispatch systems handle all player chauffeur needs.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your job is now a suite of scripts on a server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
25 max
Players catered to
140
Flights booked annually
99 percent
Emotional burden coefficient
Your severance
One signed jersey and a lifetime of regret
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