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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour clipboard is just a fancy prop for your impending obsolescence.
Division II dream-builder, film-room dweller, clipboard commander.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect repetition without the vocal strain.
squeeze.youAI▸ FIELDMASTER AI-TACTICIAN 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects perfect technique overlays on players
You spend days drilling technique, watching game film, and reciting plays. Your clipboard keeps you warm while you yell.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who can sense when a kid needs a reality check.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-speed sensors start recording every step of your players.
Month 7
Software tags every mistake before you even open your laptop.
Month 16
Autonomous units hover over drills to correct player posture constantly.
Year 2.3
The AI calculates winning probability faster than your brain can.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Your playbook is updated by the system and you exit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
Zero
Decibels of yelling
Instant
Film analysis speed
None
Practice drill errors
Your severance
A laser pointer and a stadium whistle.
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