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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour spreadsheets have feelings, but the algorithms do not care.
Expert at explaining why losing is actually math.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total tactical omniscience on any pitch.
bzzt.youAI▸ PITCHLOGIC AI-PRO▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
projects win probabilities in real-time
You interpret player tracking data and build statistical models. You tell coaches why their tactics failed.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to an angry coach why a simple model isn't magic.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts ingest and normalize all player tracking data instantly.
Month 5
Neural nets output win probabilities without needing your manual oversight.
Month 13
Coaches view real-time adjustments on tablets instead of reading reports.
Year 1.9
Vision models flag transfer targets based purely on performance metrics.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system runs the club perfectly while you finally watch a match.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
too many
Tactical models built
94 percent
Coaches ignoring you
0.0001 percent
Expected goals variance
Your severance
A lifetime pass to the stadium parking lot.
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