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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Football Reporter jobs? · Latest report #bcifeemj
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour match recap can be generated before the final whistle blows.
Professional stalker of sweaty athletes in rain-soaked stadiums.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time sports data interpretation at light speed.
bzzt.youAI▸ GOALSYNTH 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates post-match narrative in three languages
You chase quotes in wet parking lots and tap out match reports before the deadline hits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the manager is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Live match stats directly populate your draft report automatically.
Month 4
Software cleans up garbled audio recordings into perfect text instantly.
Month 8
AI writes the match analysis while the game is playing.
Month 13
Robotic camera rigs replace your physical presence in the stadium.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your credential is revoked and a bot takes your seat.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
4
Quotes captured per match
8
Coffee cups consumed
12%
Misspelled player names
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a basic stats API feed.
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