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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour tactical genius is just a spreadsheet with more shouting.
Tactical board enthusiast and master of the angry whistle.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total tactical control on every blade of grass.
glub.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER PRO 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
projects perfect formations onto the grass
You plan training drills, manage squad fitness, and yell at players until they follow your tactical vision.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which player is hungover just by looking at their warm-up.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Wearable sensors start recording every step of your squad.
Month 5
Robotic field markers replace your manual cone placement.
Month 13
Screens start suggesting lineup changes instead of you.
Year 1.9
Holographic speakers deliver perfectly timed pep talks.
Year 3 · D-Day
The system assumes total control of all pitch activities.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
too high
Whistle frequency
99 percent
Tactical board usage
slowly declining
Jogging speed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated drill simulator.
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