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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsRecording practice is not a career, it is a glorified tripod.
Video archivist for people who like hitting things.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total field coverage without the drama.
toast.youAI▸ GRIDIRON LENS-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
auto-tags highlights before the whistle blows
You log game footage and manage camera crews for practice. The machine can do this without the complaining.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain the coaching staff's weird obsession with specific camera angles.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Cameras stream directly to the cloud to skip your manual importing.
Month 3
Computer vision identifies plays and players without you clicking buttons.
Month 7
Motorized towers follow the ball without needing a human operator.
Month 12
Coaches filter their own clips through our smart interface.
Month 18 · D-Day
The entire video department is now just a single server rack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4,000/year
Hours spent waiting for rendering
12 percent
Human error in clip tagging
1,000 liters
Coffee consumed while importing film
Your severance
One free tripod and a slightly used hard drive.
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