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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Football Writer jobs? · Latest report #jwv4ib83
Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour match report is just a collection of adjectives waiting for replacement.
Professional adjectives-arranger and mid-table punditry enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time sports narrative generation engine.
oof.youAI▸ MATCHMASTER 5000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates perfect match recaps before final whistle
You watch matches to write summaries, player ratings, and gossip columns. Your keyboard is just a temporary storage device.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still capture the specific, irrational agony of a fan base in November.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Sensors push raw match stats directly into dynamic templates.
Month 5
The AI learns to mimic your specific brand of cynicism.
Month 8
Live cameras feed match events directly to the prose engine.
Month 11
The system aggregates social media trends to dictate the narrative.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your accounts are deactivated as the bot finishes the live-blog.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
42
Average match cliches per article
4 hours
Time spent hitting refresh
100%
Predictable post-match takes generated
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a defunct newspaper archive.
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