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Your job has an expiration date
March 15, 2030
In 3 years, 5 monthsPump-side conversationalist soon to be replaced by a credit card reader.
Small-scale fuel logistics expert with unmatched pump-nozzle aim.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated dispensing, zero small talk.
ow.youAI▸ FUELFLOW STATION UNIT 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 5 MONTHSAI's Special Power
processes card payments without awkward eye contact
You manage fuel pumps, handle cash transactions, and keep the station clean. Your days involve constant outdoor exposure.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows how to reset the finicky receipt printer.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Integrated readers remove the need for kiosk cash handling.
Month 5
Sensors identify vehicle types and auto-calculate fill requirements.
Month 13
Remote servers update fuel prices instantly without human intervention.
Year 2.2
Drip trays and vacuum sensors handle cleanups automatically.
Year 3.4 · D-Day
The kiosk is fully boarded up, concluding your site presence.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
2 seconds
Average greeting time
0.4
Spills per week
Sub-zero
Wind-chill tolerance
Your severance
A lifetime supply of windshield washer fluid.
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