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Will AI replace Foreign Affairs Consultant jobs? · Latest report #rciq6txt
Your job has an expiration date
August 2, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour geopolitical insights are just glorified gossip for high-net-worth individuals.
Professional gatekeeper of international common knowledge.
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Global intelligence without the expensive lunches.
oof.youAI▸ GEOPOLITIX-AI NEXUS▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters global instability into actionable profit alerts
You parse international risk reports and connect clients to influence markets. Your value is purely transactional social capital.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle panic in a CEO's eyes during a private dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI replaces your manual reading of morning news feeds.
Month 5
Risk assessment moves from your intuition to algorithmic probability.
Month 10
Client introductions are managed by a secure matching platform.
Month 15
Reports are autogenerated based on real-time global event data.
Month 21 · D-Day
Clients prefer instant machine logic over your expensive, slow advice.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumption per insight
92%
Percent of advice that is common sense
14
Clients ghosted this quarter
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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